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September 13th, 2007

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March 14th, 2007

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RAVENCLAW!
You scored 32% Slytherin, 52% Ravenclaw, 32% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.


Ravenclaws are known for their intelligence, ingenuity, and lifelong thirst for knowledge.




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You scored higher than 99% on Slytherin

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You scored higher than 99% on Ravenclaw

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You scored higher than 99% on Gryffindor

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You scored higher than 99% on Hufflepuff
Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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You scored 74 knowledge, 43 pop culture, and 40 obsession!
If you scored high (75+) on knowledge - well done! It's good to see people are interested in vampires as mythology as well as in all the cool films but beware of becoming too interested and boring. If you scored high on popular culture, you're probably a horror fan. A nice normal person who just happens to like watching people get bitten or seduced by the undead. Bless you! Try learning more about the fascinating subject of vampires in mythology. If you scored high on obsession, you probably call yourself a "real vampire". That's your choice, but remember not to force it on others! Vampires are interesting but are they something to aspire to? Perhaps you should keep the dress-up for Hallowe'en or a weekly game of Vampire the Masquerade? Stop looking at my neck!




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You scored higher than 99% on knowledge

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You scored higher than 99% on pop culture

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You scored higher than 99% on obsession
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You scored as Lust.

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Lust

56%

Sloth

50%

Pride

38%

Wrath

38%

Gluttony

31%

Greed

31%

Envy

25%

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Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them

You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky

You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter

It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait


Your Candy Heart Is "BE MINE"

You've got your eye on someone, that's for sure

And you're hoping for a little spark to erupt

Make it happen on Valentine's day by going from friendly to flirty

Or if you're shy, at least play Secret Admirer


You Are Aphrodite!

A total shining star with a ton of admirers

And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!

When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place

But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on


Your Aura is Blue

Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.



You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.



Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.


It's 70% Love and 30% Lust

You and your guy are truly in love, even if that spark seems to be a little dimmer.




Your Passion is Pink!

You're the type of woman that would never get described as passionate...

Oh but you can be passionate at times - you just don't let it show.

Your passion most shows through in your sweet and optimistic attitude.

And chances are, most people are very passionate about you!


You Are Girly Sexy

You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.

Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage.

You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical.

How could any guy in his right mind resist that?


Your True Sign Is Aquarius

Wacky

Rebellious

Cutting Edge

A Total Freak

Unconventional

Difficult to Predict

Breaking All The Rules

Independent and Inventive

January 24th, 2007

Weird

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My step-dad and I have never really been to nice to each other. In fact, I've been hoping my mom would get a divorce almost since they got married, so imagine my surprise when he opens my bedroom door and calls me up the stairs. I go up and he hands me a Moutain Dew. Now, usually when he stops by a store on his way home from work he grabs something for himself, my little3 brother, and my mom, never even looking at me when he walks in the door. It's quite weird and kind of freaked me out, enough to make me write about.
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January 15th, 2007

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December 21st, 2006

New HP

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I just got an e-mail say that the name of the seventh and final HP book will be... Harry Potter and the Deathly Halllows... *dun dun duuuuuuuuuuunnnnn*

February 20th, 2006

the Helper
Test finished!
you chose CX - your Enneagram type is TWO.


"I must help others"



Helpers are warm, concerned, nurturing, and sensitive to other people's needs.


How to Get Along with Me



  • Tell me that you appreciate me. Be specific.
  • Share fun times with me.
  • Take an interest in my problems, though I will probably try to focus on yours.
  • Let me know that I am important and special to you.
  • Be gentle if you decide to criticize me.


    In Intimate Relationships


  • Reassure me that I am intersting to you.
  • Reassure me often that you love me.
  • Tell me I'm attractive and that you're glad to be seen with me.

What I Like About Being a Two



  • being able to relate easily to people and to make friends
  • knowing what people need and being able to make their lives better
  • being generous, caring, and warm
  • being sensitive to and perceptive about others' feelings
  • being enthusiastic and fun-loving, and having a good sense of humor

What's Hard About Being a Two



  • not being able to say no
  • having low self-esteem
  • feeling drained from overdoing for others
  • not doing things I really like to do for myself for fear of being selfish
  • criticizing myself for not feeling as loving as I think I should
  • being upset that others don't tune in to me as much as I tume in to them
  • working so hard to be tactful and considerate that I suppress my real feelings

Twos as Children Often



  • are very sensitive to disapproval and criticism
  • try hard to please their parents by being helpful and understanding
  • are outwardly compliant
  • are popular or try to be popular with other children
  • act coy, precocious, or dramatic in order to get attention
  • are clowns and jokers (the more extroverted Twos), or quiet and shy (the more introverted Twos)

Twos as Parents



  • are good listeners, love their children unconditionally, and are warm and encouraging (or suffer guilt if they aren't)
  • are often playful with their children
  • wonder: "Am I doing it right?" "Am I giving enough?" "Have I caused irreparable damage?"
  • can become fiercely protective

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy
Discover the 9 Types of People
HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages


You are not completely happy with the result?!
You chose CX

Would you rather have chosen:

  • AX (SEVEN)
  • BX (NINE)
  • CY (SIX)
  • CZ (ONE)




  • My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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    You scored higher than 0% on ABC

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    You scored higher than 31% on XYZ
    Link: The Quick and Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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    January 31st, 2006

    w00t!

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    I'm Mrs. Cedric Diggory</a>


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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Stalking through the icy wasteland, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Kaoru12689! And she gives an ominous cry:

    "I'm seriously going to hump you backwards in time!"

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    I'm now Japanese!

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    Your Japanese Name Is...

    Ryoko Suzuki
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    January 29th, 2006

    Randomness

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    130 Things People Want To Know About You
    .: The Basics :.
    Name?:Lacey
    Age?:17
    Gender?:Female
    Location?:Butt Fuck Egypt
    Hair color?:Brown
    Eye color?:Green
    shoe size?:10
    height?:5'6"
    interests::Reading, writing, anita blake, manga, anime, meredith gentry, vampires, necromancers, faeiries, lycanthropes, and the like
    .: Favourites :.
    food:ramen
    drink:moutain dew
    music style:rock
    music artist/band:too many
    tv show:Bones, Supernatural, Buffy, Degrassi
    movie:Get Over It!
    thing to do:read
    ice cream:orange sherbert
    colour:blue
    song:Sway by Bic Runga
    book:anita series, HP, meredith series
    computer game:solitaire
    board game:guess who
    dessert:red velvet cake
    quote:"You are all zombie thigh fat, brought into animation by an evil force of forceful evil... Shit! That lipstick's the wrong colour for you!" - Happy Noddle Boy
    animal:Wolf
    holiday:Halloween
    number:3,5,6
    name:Rhys
    .: Friendship :.:??? it's kewl???
    who's your best friend?:John
    other close buddies...?:Caryn, Alex, Erika, Bianca, Shae, Brittany, Kristen, Kristen, Megan, Daniel, Andrew, Drew, Justin, Koop, Ross(bro), Clara, too many
    last friend you hung out with:John and Clara
    last friend you hugged:Clara
    last friend you saw a movie with:John, Clara, Haley
    last friend's house you went to:John
    any friends you cant stand?:nope
    any friends you've regretted becoming friends with?:nope
    if so, who?:nope
    do you have a lot of friends of the opposite sex?:yes
    most annoying friend?:megan
    most preppy friend?:shae
    darkest friend?:alex
    hyper-est friend?:caryn
    nicest friend?:kristen
    funniest friend?:alex
    meanest friend?:none
    most outgoing friend?:caryn
    shyest friend?:I'm the shy one
    hottest friend?:... I don't see any of them like that... anymore
    friend with the best personality?:hard to say
    friend with the best music taste?:John, Caryn, Clara
    friend who sings the best?:Clara
    friend who laughs the most?:Bianca
    friend you enjoy being around the most?:I enjoy being around all of them... until I'm around them too much
    friend who your parents love?:John
    friend who your parents hate?:none
    friend your parents don't know about?:none
    .: Romance :.
    got a crush/boyfriend?:yes
    if so, what gender?:male
    name?:Dustin
    how far have you gone?:fingers
    with who?:Andrew
    the last person you kissed::John
    the last person you hugged::Clara
    the last person you wanted to kiss::Dustin
    how far you do want to go (at this point in life)?:all the way
    hottest friend?:don't see them like that
    hottest celebrity?:Sean Biggerstaff (Oliver Wood)
    if you could date any famous person, who would it be?:Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)
    dream date::Robert Patinson (Cedric Diggory)
    dream honeymoon::Japan
    age you want to get married (if not already):never gonna marry
    number of kids you want to have (if not already):I hate kids... unless they aren't around me 24/7
    straight?:yes
    gay?:no
    bi?:experimented but no
    would you rather your boyfriend/girlfriend be gay or bi?:bi... so he would still like me
    .: This or That :.
    Kerry or Bush:kerry
    rap or rock:rock
    pop or country:pop
    movie or tv show:movie
    girl or guy:guy
    fire or water:fire
    death or life:life
    cheerleader or punk:punk
    prep or jock:jock... soccer jock
    kroger or publix:... neither
    walmart or target:walmart
    avril or jay-z:avril
    pink or black:black
    cheez it or cheese nip:cheez it
    cat or dog:dog
    tape or glue:tape
    msn or aim:aim
    mall or movies:mall
    writing or typing:typing
    phone or computer:computer
    baseball or football:baseball
    p.e. or health:health
    high school or middle school:high school
    dunkin donuts or starbucks:dunkin donuts
    amc or united artists:amc
    walgreens or CVS:walgreens
    brownies or cookies:cookies
    reading or writing:reading... only by a little
    surveys or polls:purveys
    livejournal or xanga:lj of course
    Yellowcard or Ashlee Simpson:yellowcard
    AFI or Jojo:afi
    Green Day or Beastie Boys:green day
    kill or be killed:depends on what I'm being killed for
    eat or be eaten:eat
    hate or be hated:hate... I can hide it
    ocean or pool:pool
    singing or dancing:combo
    heart or peace sign:heart
    halloween or christmas:halloween... candy, friends, Craig
    question or answer:question
    fear factor or the o.c.:o.c.
    the simpsons or who's line is it anyway?:who's line
    Disney or The N:The N
    pancakes or waffles:pancakes
    strawberrys or blueberrys:strawberries... spelling much?
    yogurt or frozen yogurt:frozen yogurt
    kiss or hug:kiss
    guitar or drums:both
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    Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz
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    [draco + pansy]



    [harry + lupin]



    i'm in ravenclaw!

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    i'm in ravenclaw!

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    January 28th, 2006

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    January 27th, 2006

    OMG!!! I turned 17!!! It's like the most awesomist thing ever!!! John and Clara and me stepsis Haley are here and we are sooooo recalling the events of yesterday and John is telling me to do it *dot dot dot*
    Yeah we were talking about Dustin and how now I can legally have sex with him. He told me happy birthday. He poke me with his crutch (actual crutch and not double entendre) and said "Happy Birthday". It was great...
    John is freaking out because Clara is wearing a scent that makes him think of hot Craig.
    I should go soon.
    BYE!!!

    January 19th, 2006

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    You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

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    Biting

    83%

    Bondage

    75%

    Blind Folds

    75%

    Chains/Handcuffs

    67%

    Blood

    50%

    Whips

    42%

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    January 11th, 2006

    I was sitting in chem. when someone asked a question about Jason Lee movies. Well, my chem. teacher, who is not that old... and I think he is kind of hot, said that he should watch Mallrats. Now if you've ever seen this movie you will agree with me that... it's just weird to hear a teacher talk about it... he also said to watch Chasing Amy, Clerks, and Dogma. He said he had never seen Jay and Silent Bob strike back. He is one of the coolest teachers we have here. Another one is my pre-cal teacher. We learn profanity in spanish in that class from the only Spanish 4 student in the school... Will. I've talked about him before. OH! That reminds me... Dustin... the hot one... was talking with Will about my chem. teacher and he said that he doesn't like people unless they play soccer (football) or look good. And I said that he likes me and he said you look good... I was so loving it... I sound like a gosip... somone stop me before I do something really stupid.... anyway... that's all for now... I need to e-mail my friend my big kinky table so TTFN!
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    January 7th, 2006

    #1 MOAN
    moan- a very low, dull sound

    Oliver walked into the prefects/quidditch captain's bathroom to, of course, bathe. He undresses and walks over to the huge bathtub. He slides into the tub and pours in some bubbles.
    Oliver thinks about that day. It was the day of the first task. He had felt anxious and he hadn't understood why. At first he tought it was because his seeker, Harry, was in danger and he would lose a part of his team, but the feeling had gone away after Diggory had finished with the task and he hadn't even watched Harry.
    Why had I been worried about Cedric? He had demanded of himself after the first task was over.
    Cedric... The mere thought of Cedric's golden hair, quidditch toned body, and nimble seeker fingers was enough to bring haggard moans pouring from his lips.
    Oliver couldn't help but imagine what that beautifully toned body would look like naked, laying on a bed, waiting to be joined.
    Almost against his will, his fingers brushed up his hard length, teasing. What would thoses lips feel like around his cock, sucking him into maddness?
    Oliver's mind turned over thought after thought of Cedric sucking him, touching him, fucking him; of sucking Cedric, touching Cedric, and fucking Cedric; the feel of Cedric's body below him, above him, next to him.
    Oliver's hand closed around his hard length and started to stroke. The more he thought of Cedric the faster he stoked until he was over come with pleasure and came, moaning Cedric's name.

    Cedric had just left the major party going on in the Huffelpuff common room to take a long hot bath. He walked into the bathroom to see Oliver Wood sitting in the tub.
    Cedric was just about to announce his presence when he heard Wood moan.
    Is he wanking in this bathroom?! Cedric thought. He was so shocked that he didn't realise that he was a little turned on to stumble across Wood stroking his... erm... well... wood.
    Why wouldn't he do that in his dorm, in his bed, with the curtains drawn, and a silencing charm? That's what I do. Cedric thought as he was about to walk out of the bathroom when he heard Wood moan a name... his name.
    Holy hell.... Did he just...? No, he couldn't have... did he? Cedric walk away before Oliver can notice him.
    What was that about? he wonders as he makes his way back to his common room.
    He passes a few people who, upon seeing him, avert their eyes quickly. What is wrong with people? He looks down to see if he has spilled something down the fromt of himself earlier at the party. What he finds, however, is that he has a hard on.
    Oh my God! Cedric runs to the nearest broom closet. Please don't let this be from Wood. Cedric beggs himself. Cedric tries to think of something, anything, that could have aroused him. But his mind keeps wandering back to Oliver sitting in the tub stroking himself.
    The mental picture is almost too much for him. He grabs his wand, magically locks and silences the room and starts to open his trousers.
    Thank God I didn't have enough time to change into normal robes. He thinks as he easily pulls himself out and immediately starts to stroke fast and hard, no teasing, just pleasure.
    Images kept running through his mind. Wood on his broom stretching to stop a quaffle, Wood's ever present smile, Wood... Wood...
    "Wood!" Cedric moans as he comes, the sticky warmth flowing over his fingers.

    January 6th, 2006

    My table of Kink

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    1.Moan 2.Writhe 3.Satin 4.Lube 5.Ring
    6.Restraints 7.Feather 8.Leather 9.Massage 10.Candle Wax
    11.Ice 12.Oil 13.Thrust 14.Breast 15.Throat
    16.Taut 17.Supple 18.Strained 19.Whisper 20.Lick
    21.Kiss 22.Blindfold 23.Handcuffs 24."Toys" 25.Orgy
    26.Corset 27.Scent 28.Dominant 29.Submissive 30.Kinky
    31.Erection 32.Champagne 33.Cuddle 34.Foreplay 35.Intercourse
    36.Afterglow 37.Cherries 38.Fingers 39.Suckle 40.Virgins
    41.Sluts 42.Relationships 43.Talking Dirty 44.Sweet Nothings 45.Proposition
    46.Bottom 47.Top 48.Cunning 49.Heart 50.Heated
    51.Lips 52.Role Play 53.Threesome 54.Self-Love 55.Voyeur
    56.Cyber 57.Phone Encounter 58.Strangers 59.Best Friends 60.Enemies
    61.Slick 62.Wet 63.Deep 64.Dirty 65.Bad
    66.Wrong 67.Writer's Choice 68.Writer's Choice 69.Writer's Choice


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    My pair is Cedric Diggory/Oliver Wood... I've never really written anything like this before so don't laugh.
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